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Well. This is certainly a nice change of events.
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You'd just better treat her right, Lestrange.
Now, if you'll excuse me. There's a pint of strong whiskey and a wall calling my name.
That damned cat. I kick it out day after day and somehow, it manages its way back in. Damned thing. Anyone have any ideas on how to get rid of it? Better yet, anyone want a cat?
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Christmas has been pretty normal. I suppose. Don't know if there's more I
'm allowed to can say at the moment. At least I've had pleasant company, which is more than I can say for past years. (How many more Christmases am I going to spend with my family? Not many, I tell you.)
Yazz, baby, how've you been doing? Did my present make it to you intact?
Life is dull, I'm dull, and the cat that resides in my home without permission is dull.
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... wouldn't it be easy if that was all I had to write?
In any case, I have a sensitive and pressing matter that I need to discuss. Preferably among those of the same gender. (Sorry, ladies. It's not as if I don't want you there.)
... I need a shag. Anyone willing? No shoes, no hat, free service. (And no to every other article of clothing, if you please.)